Post by joxis on Mar 7, 2016 19:01:48 GMT
That didn't go as planned. Baldoire thought his friend would've been delighted by the thought of having a potential weapon of mass destruction at diposal as a last resort against the hegemony of capitalism. There were no millenia old coins to summon any demon from the chestplate in sight, though. Furthermore, didn't Knight cherish her mighty Lunar armour for Lunar guards ? To the fullest extent of his understanding, she was an honourary part of that corps. He was about to reveal his true identity since apparently being called by his actual name wasn't proof enough that Knight knew precisely who she was talking to and felt genuine annoyance for some reason.
However, Eternity was hissing at him and casting an aura of even stronger annoyance and of righteous fury than Knight. Under normal circumstances, Baldoire would've slapped the offender with a glove and have to be told a dozen times that duels were illegal in Equestria or considered him a suitable big arm for whatever quest he was going through. However, considering the facts that he had no glove on him and was the one supposed to defend the hoofball player and not the other way around, he decided to remain inflitrated and silently sit elsewhere, not dealing with the negative atmosphere he didn't even fully realise he had just caused.
In front of the same irrelevant blonde maned unicorn he had set his eyes upon mysteriously a mere minute ago. And now Baldoire was staring directly at him. He could feel he was uncomfortable about something. Truly the why of stress under the piercing look of a staring Earth pony claiming to be a hoofball player who's been retired for quite a while was no unusual matter to feel discomfort about. And then the train stopped abruptly. "Bandits ?" most often came up among the hubbub of the worried passengers, since they weren't at the Canterlot railway station yet. But everyone sighed a sigh of relief when two Royal Guards entered the vehicle.
They looked around, earning some nervous look backs from time to time, then went straight for Baldoire Pertuisane in disguise. "Shock Goal ?" Asked one of them. An almost mechanical nod nopony would instinctively nod confirmed their suspicions. The pony who had interrogated the impostor turned to his partner. "That makes you wonder whether we're dealing with a very slow thinking criminal on the run or just a madmane, doesn't it ?"
That was enough for Baldoire to make his way out. As soon as the guard had his face turned away, he rammed himself into a window with little to no momentum. "Draug layor ranul ssim !" He yelled among the shattered glass scattered around him, right next to the railway. "Segareveb cilohocla-non evres ylno yeht erehw rab naitolretnaC a s'ti ! Nevele ta s'yppirD ta yevooD ytinretE evoL htiw em teem ! Ereht er'ew ecno uoy ot ti nialpxe ll'I ,won thgir noissim tnatropmi yrev a no m'I !"
After that mouthful nopony but him and his hopefully as experienced in fictional high level espionnage as him friend could understand, he made a mad dash towards Canterlot, followed from afar by royal pegasi.
However, Eternity was hissing at him and casting an aura of even stronger annoyance and of righteous fury than Knight. Under normal circumstances, Baldoire would've slapped the offender with a glove and have to be told a dozen times that duels were illegal in Equestria or considered him a suitable big arm for whatever quest he was going through. However, considering the facts that he had no glove on him and was the one supposed to defend the hoofball player and not the other way around, he decided to remain inflitrated and silently sit elsewhere, not dealing with the negative atmosphere he didn't even fully realise he had just caused.
In front of the same irrelevant blonde maned unicorn he had set his eyes upon mysteriously a mere minute ago. And now Baldoire was staring directly at him. He could feel he was uncomfortable about something. Truly the why of stress under the piercing look of a staring Earth pony claiming to be a hoofball player who's been retired for quite a while was no unusual matter to feel discomfort about. And then the train stopped abruptly. "Bandits ?" most often came up among the hubbub of the worried passengers, since they weren't at the Canterlot railway station yet. But everyone sighed a sigh of relief when two Royal Guards entered the vehicle.
They looked around, earning some nervous look backs from time to time, then went straight for Baldoire Pertuisane in disguise. "Shock Goal ?" Asked one of them. An almost mechanical nod nopony would instinctively nod confirmed their suspicions. The pony who had interrogated the impostor turned to his partner. "That makes you wonder whether we're dealing with a very slow thinking criminal on the run or just a madmane, doesn't it ?"
That was enough for Baldoire to make his way out. As soon as the guard had his face turned away, he rammed himself into a window with little to no momentum. "Draug layor ranul ssim !" He yelled among the shattered glass scattered around him, right next to the railway. "Segareveb cilohocla-non evres ylno yeht erehw rab naitolretnaC a s'ti ! Nevele ta s'yppirD ta yevooD ytinretE evoL htiw em teem ! Ereht er'ew ecno uoy ot ti nialpxe ll'I ,won thgir noissim tnatropmi yrev a no m'I !"
After that mouthful nopony but him and his hopefully as experienced in fictional high level espionnage as him friend could understand, he made a mad dash towards Canterlot, followed from afar by royal pegasi.
i was kinda excited to feel like im back in 2015