Post by waxworks on Feb 23, 2014 22:00:42 GMT
The Ponyville Puppet Theater wasn't a gigantic building by any means. By theater standards it would've been considered ridiculously small, but by puppet theater standards it was pretty nice. It had a nice bay for audience members to sit in, a wide wooden stage with plenty of rigging areas for strings, backdrops, weights, and so on, and a small orchestra pit full of mechanical ponies. This was one of the cutest features, most would agree. The orchestra pit was, in actuality, a very large music box that you could wind up and set to play or stop with the flick of a hoof.
It was while this mechanical orchestra played a version of Can't Peel My Eyes Off of You that a wood-pattern pelted pony swung around with a broom, happily singing along in what many would've regarded as a terribly off-key but well-meaning tone.
"I wanna snug y'so muuuuch, you're just too good t'be truuuue, can't peel m'eyes offa yoooooou," the band played along uncaringly, but as it reached the next bit of the song, the stallion galloped and slid down the aisle between the seats, rocking the broom up and howling, "OH PREEEEETTY POOOOOOONY, now that I've found yoooooou saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..aaaaa...aaaa?"
Mandolin Gray looked around in confusion as the band stopped playing, leaving him wailing all by himself, which wasn't the best way to find yourself singing. With a slight grump he trotted up to the orchestra and tapped at the controls, "oy lads, who said you could have time off?"
He tapped the on/off button a few times, and nothing happened. Gray sighed and tilted his head, trotting onto the stage, through a small side passage, and to the turnkey backstage. He pressed his nose against it, grunted, strained, then staggered in surprise as it came up short. Apparently it was already fairly tightly wound, and didn't wish to be wound any tighter.
"Oy... gotta have Swazzle come take a look at this late-"
He froze as he stepped back onto the stage to find that every inanimate face in the clockwork orchestra was turned towards him. Gray twitched slightly, and leaned back a bit while keeping his eyes fixed on the faces. "Sis? Sis you back there? Oy? Coo-ee?"
A soft trotting sound from across the stage grabbed his attention, and he leaned forward, "Sis? Manny? ...Stump?"
With a loud, jarring thud, a marionette pony fell out of the shadows to the stage with a crash, causing Gray to jump and trot backwards quickly. This was when one member of the orchestra slowly approached the stage, set down its trumpet, and leapt onto Mandolin Gray's leg, resulting in a spectacularly high-pitched squeal.
"GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooooooooooooooheywaxie."
The face of the orchestra pony flipped up, a grinning white face hidden underneath it, two blazing eyes locked onto him.
"Were you scared?!"
"Ay, that was a good one."
"Yeah but next time be more gentle," said the marionette on stage, slowly standing up as Mannequin Grace trotted towards the stage from the audience where she'd been watching, a small black colt and a small wooden dragon happily trotting alongside her. "I've only just been properly varnished, don't need to be scuffed."
"Aaw, I'm sorry," said Waxworks, apologizing to the marionette with the sort of sincerity one usually doesn't give to an inanimate object, "but thanks for helping!"
The wooden pony nodded, and made its way off stage and back into storage, while Grace leaned forward and flicked a switch back in the orchestra pit. Gray was still catching his breath and smiling brightly, "right, so that's that out of the way Waxy, anyt'ing else special you needed?"
She tilted her head as though there was another scare she was meant to perform but had possibly forgotten, "I don't think so... was there?"
"It'll be fine," said Stump, nudging Cobblestone as cheerfully as a wooden puppet can, "we're going to have loads of fun, aren't we Grace?"
Grace nodded, pantomiming a large smile to the small colt. The little shadow still looked a little nervous about being left with other ponies, but he felt some consolation that it would be his big sister's oldest and closest friend. Cobblestone looked up to see his sister leaning over the orchestra pit's banister, directly into his face. He quickly found her hooves hugging his cheeks.
"Aaaw, I won't be gone long Cobble! And I promise to tell you aaaall about it when I get back!"
"I woa," said Cobblestone, his face still smooshed up from his sister's hooves, "ust bee zafe."
Grace and Gray both watched the two siblings hug, Grace displaying the sort of cooing expression that said she'd like a cute hug like that. Gray noticed, shrugged, and give his own sister an overpowering hug, which resulted in an elbow to the chest. As he coughed a bit he called out, "don't worry Cobble, we're going to have so much fun the time's just going to rocket past you! Waxy will be back before you know it."
With the way Waxworks typically entered a room, this was an incredibly accurate statement.
The white pony looked around the theater, while Grace, Gray, and Stump flanked Cobblestone. Waxy wasn't sure what this feeling was, it wasn't fear, it couldn't be loneliness, could it? It was sort of a longing, but she was still standing right here so that didn't make sense either. As she put her hoof up and opened the theater door to the outside she turned back around, "am I forgetting anything?"
It was while this mechanical orchestra played a version of Can't Peel My Eyes Off of You that a wood-pattern pelted pony swung around with a broom, happily singing along in what many would've regarded as a terribly off-key but well-meaning tone.
"I wanna snug y'so muuuuch, you're just too good t'be truuuue, can't peel m'eyes offa yoooooou," the band played along uncaringly, but as it reached the next bit of the song, the stallion galloped and slid down the aisle between the seats, rocking the broom up and howling, "OH PREEEEETTY POOOOOOONY, now that I've found yoooooou saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..aaaaa...aaaa?"
Mandolin Gray looked around in confusion as the band stopped playing, leaving him wailing all by himself, which wasn't the best way to find yourself singing. With a slight grump he trotted up to the orchestra and tapped at the controls, "oy lads, who said you could have time off?"
He tapped the on/off button a few times, and nothing happened. Gray sighed and tilted his head, trotting onto the stage, through a small side passage, and to the turnkey backstage. He pressed his nose against it, grunted, strained, then staggered in surprise as it came up short. Apparently it was already fairly tightly wound, and didn't wish to be wound any tighter.
"Oy... gotta have Swazzle come take a look at this late-"
He froze as he stepped back onto the stage to find that every inanimate face in the clockwork orchestra was turned towards him. Gray twitched slightly, and leaned back a bit while keeping his eyes fixed on the faces. "Sis? Sis you back there? Oy? Coo-ee?"
A soft trotting sound from across the stage grabbed his attention, and he leaned forward, "Sis? Manny? ...Stump?"
With a loud, jarring thud, a marionette pony fell out of the shadows to the stage with a crash, causing Gray to jump and trot backwards quickly. This was when one member of the orchestra slowly approached the stage, set down its trumpet, and leapt onto Mandolin Gray's leg, resulting in a spectacularly high-pitched squeal.
"GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooooooooooooooheywaxie."
The face of the orchestra pony flipped up, a grinning white face hidden underneath it, two blazing eyes locked onto him.
"Were you scared?!"
"Ay, that was a good one."
"Yeah but next time be more gentle," said the marionette on stage, slowly standing up as Mannequin Grace trotted towards the stage from the audience where she'd been watching, a small black colt and a small wooden dragon happily trotting alongside her. "I've only just been properly varnished, don't need to be scuffed."
"Aaw, I'm sorry," said Waxworks, apologizing to the marionette with the sort of sincerity one usually doesn't give to an inanimate object, "but thanks for helping!"
The wooden pony nodded, and made its way off stage and back into storage, while Grace leaned forward and flicked a switch back in the orchestra pit. Gray was still catching his breath and smiling brightly, "right, so that's that out of the way Waxy, anyt'ing else special you needed?"
She tilted her head as though there was another scare she was meant to perform but had possibly forgotten, "I don't think so... was there?"
"It'll be fine," said Stump, nudging Cobblestone as cheerfully as a wooden puppet can, "we're going to have loads of fun, aren't we Grace?"
Grace nodded, pantomiming a large smile to the small colt. The little shadow still looked a little nervous about being left with other ponies, but he felt some consolation that it would be his big sister's oldest and closest friend. Cobblestone looked up to see his sister leaning over the orchestra pit's banister, directly into his face. He quickly found her hooves hugging his cheeks.
"Aaaw, I won't be gone long Cobble! And I promise to tell you aaaall about it when I get back!"
"I woa," said Cobblestone, his face still smooshed up from his sister's hooves, "ust bee zafe."
Grace and Gray both watched the two siblings hug, Grace displaying the sort of cooing expression that said she'd like a cute hug like that. Gray noticed, shrugged, and give his own sister an overpowering hug, which resulted in an elbow to the chest. As he coughed a bit he called out, "don't worry Cobble, we're going to have so much fun the time's just going to rocket past you! Waxy will be back before you know it."
With the way Waxworks typically entered a room, this was an incredibly accurate statement.
The white pony looked around the theater, while Grace, Gray, and Stump flanked Cobblestone. Waxy wasn't sure what this feeling was, it wasn't fear, it couldn't be loneliness, could it? It was sort of a longing, but she was still standing right here so that didn't make sense either. As she put her hoof up and opened the theater door to the outside she turned back around, "am I forgetting anything?"