Post by waxworks on Jul 21, 2013 22:53:36 GMT
The sound of bones popping and low, unearthly groans permeated the gloom of the foyer of the House of Wax. Within a strange shape was contorting and twisting, writhing around on the carpet with a horrifyingly unnatural series of movements. After a moment of this, the figure recombobulated with several more shudder-inducing snapping sounds, sat on its haunches, and critically examined a series of images in a nearby book. While the images had an appearance of strange and unnatural positions, it also seemed to be laid out similarly to a tutorial one would follow to learn how to dance the waltz. The figure, which now more resembled a pony than a shapeless mass, licked her lips in concentration at the next image.
"Phew... okay... that's the inverted spider... now the broken centipede..."
With a grunt she attempted to stretch herself belly first across the room's carpet, and rotate her upper body one-hundred and eighty degrees, which resulted in a yelp, a crash, and an unfurling, similar to how a rubber-band powered airplane would unwind itself. Waxworks sighed in disappointment.
"Sheesh," she said, shaking out her mane, "I need to do more yoga before I try that one again."
She'd had herself on a routine of proper exercise and stretching to improve her ability to properly creep and sneak, although she still oddly had her somewhat plump physique despite now being more limber than before. Her time had been spent not only improving herself, but devising new, more wicked surprises for those ponies foolhardy enough to wander through the heavy doors of the House of Wax. The waxy white pony threw a glance across the room, to a sculpture of a changeling halfway through its transformation, giving it a hauntingly asymmetrical appearance. The theater had been redone to more resemble a magic show, an idea she'd gotten after a particularly breath-taking act her friend Quip had performed. The train was in proper working order, or so it would seem. It was always difficult to be certain as the train was artistically designed to appear decrepit while being functional.
Finally, something new she was quite proud of, a unique collection of objects that she'd gotten her grubby hooves on to tantalize and terrify her guests with. The cobwebs were hung with the greatest of care, a careful layer of dust had been spread on the furniture, the lights were flickering haphazardly, and the windows had a constant view of a storm wracked Ponyville, due to some visual trickery the local weatherponies had helped her with.
Waxworks tucked away the Big Book of Frightful Poses, and gave everything a last once over. Everything was in its final state of readiness, and with a macabre eagerness she trotted down the carpeted hallway to the entrance, and threw the doors wide with a loud bang. While her residence wasn't on a main thoroughfare, she'd found the alleyways gave her a nice echo is she pitched just right.
"Come brave souls," she cried, with a slightly mad look in her eye, "dare you encounter the new terrors that await you in the bowels of the House of Wax?!"
"Phew... okay... that's the inverted spider... now the broken centipede..."
With a grunt she attempted to stretch herself belly first across the room's carpet, and rotate her upper body one-hundred and eighty degrees, which resulted in a yelp, a crash, and an unfurling, similar to how a rubber-band powered airplane would unwind itself. Waxworks sighed in disappointment.
"Sheesh," she said, shaking out her mane, "I need to do more yoga before I try that one again."
She'd had herself on a routine of proper exercise and stretching to improve her ability to properly creep and sneak, although she still oddly had her somewhat plump physique despite now being more limber than before. Her time had been spent not only improving herself, but devising new, more wicked surprises for those ponies foolhardy enough to wander through the heavy doors of the House of Wax. The waxy white pony threw a glance across the room, to a sculpture of a changeling halfway through its transformation, giving it a hauntingly asymmetrical appearance. The theater had been redone to more resemble a magic show, an idea she'd gotten after a particularly breath-taking act her friend Quip had performed. The train was in proper working order, or so it would seem. It was always difficult to be certain as the train was artistically designed to appear decrepit while being functional.
Finally, something new she was quite proud of, a unique collection of objects that she'd gotten her grubby hooves on to tantalize and terrify her guests with. The cobwebs were hung with the greatest of care, a careful layer of dust had been spread on the furniture, the lights were flickering haphazardly, and the windows had a constant view of a storm wracked Ponyville, due to some visual trickery the local weatherponies had helped her with.
Waxworks tucked away the Big Book of Frightful Poses, and gave everything a last once over. Everything was in its final state of readiness, and with a macabre eagerness she trotted down the carpeted hallway to the entrance, and threw the doors wide with a loud bang. While her residence wasn't on a main thoroughfare, she'd found the alleyways gave her a nice echo is she pitched just right.
"Come brave souls," she cried, with a slightly mad look in her eye, "dare you encounter the new terrors that await you in the bowels of the House of Wax?!"