Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2019 12:10:37 GMT
One day, Slide went outside to eat a cupcake. End of story. Until somepony captured him and threw him into a spiders enthusiasts conference where he sat in a puddle. He was not afraid of spiders but he was grossed out by a beetle crawling on the floor, which was not healthy at all. This place is way too creepy to be real, he thought. However, he was wrong when he found a familiar friend. They talked for a few minutes, but he wanted to kiss someone. So, he left the main hall to go find his wife. But she was nowhere, for the kiss was not to happen that day. So, instead, he bought a ticket to the island, far away from this creepy place. When he arrived, a ghost appeared and told him to watch out for Princess Celestia, who became crazy because of something terrible about her musical taste. Slide danced in shock, unable to control his own mind. Just then, a strangely amusing creature was following him to dance along with him. He really liked turtles, especially mine turtles. So, he yelled, "Who are you?" The turtle said, "Mine Turtle!" Then he gave him the Princess Cadence crystal key, then it teleported them to the desert. In the desert, they continued dancing until they were too tired to dance anymore. So he threw a bit into the sand and it was headside up, so he decided to eat giant jelly filled donuts but they were still very hot. So, he gulped down a glass of ice cold pomegranate juice, but the drink was tiny dancing martians, very mad at the fancy way he was posing with tuna fish. They decided to go home instead and left in groups of three Magical clouds. Then he saw two ponies that played a simple game...